I’ve collected some of my favorite quotations from Onym Ousan, the great American humorist and aught. Enjoy.
* Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item. — Onym Ousan
* If it weren’t for the last minute, nothing would get done. — Onym Ousan
* The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it. — Onym Ousan
* There’s nothing wrong with having nothing to say unless you insist on saying it. — Onym Ousan
* In every fat book there is a thin book trying to get out. — Onym Ousan
* Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. — Onym Ousan
* Write a wise saying and your name will live forever. — Onym Ousan
* If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure. — Onym Ousan
* Is a river a river if it has no water? — Onym Ousan